Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Garrick Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: York The Crescent
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mike Osman's Jethro: What Happened Was
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £26.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Northampton Picturedrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Leek Foxlowe Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Farsley The Old Woollen
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mason
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sahib Singh
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
New York comedian
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Little Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £38.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beer Mat Flipping And Pub Games Championship
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £12
Comics: Sikisa, Stuart Laws
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ángel Martín: We Are Monkeys
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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