Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
Upcoming Dates
Date: Mon 31 Aug 2026
Venue: Hereford Courtyard Theatre
Price: £42.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Sep 2026
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Sep 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Sep 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Oct 2026
Venue: King's Lynn Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 22 Oct 2026
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 Oct 2026
Venue: Swansea Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Jan 2027
Venue: Cheltenham Everyman
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Feb 2027
Venue: Glasgow Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Feb 2027
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Feb 2027
Venue: Hull Connexin Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Feb 2027
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Feb 2027
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Feb 2027
Venue: Fareham Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Feb 2027
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Feb 2027
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Feb 2027
Venue: Brighton Dome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Feb 2027
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Feb 2027
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Feb 2027
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Feb 2027
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Feb 2027
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Feb 2027
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Mar 2027
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Mar 2027
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Mar 2027
Venue: Dunstable Grove Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Mar 2027
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Mar 2027
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Mar 2027
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 Apr 2027
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 Apr 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Apr 2027
Venue: Derby Vaillant Live
Date: Sat 17 Apr 2027
Venue: Truro Hall For Cornwall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 18 Apr 2027
Venue: Torquay Princess Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 22 Apr 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Apr 2027
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 Apr 2027
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Apr 2027
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 May 2027
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 May 2027
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 May 2027
Venue: Woking Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 May 2027
Venue: Stoke-on-Trent Regent Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 May 2027
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 10 May 2027
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 May 2027
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 May 2027
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 May 2027
Venue: Wrexham William Aston Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 May 2027
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 May 2027
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 May 2027
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 May 2027
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Jun 2027
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Jun 2027
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Jun 2027
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jun 2027
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jun 2027
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)