Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 10 Jan 2026
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
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Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Jan 2026
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 Jan 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Music Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 Jan 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Feb 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Feb 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Yeovil Westlands
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Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Yeovil Westlands
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Halifax Victoria Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Chatham Central Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Hull City Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Dublin Vicar Street
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Apr 2026
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Dunstable Grove Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Bradford St George's Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 May 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Sep 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Buxton Opera House
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)