The car battery died...
24/01/2020 … Tweets of the week I’m never jogging behind a Council van in Winter again, he said through gritted teeth.
Fri 24 January 2020
Red faces over blue passport
Daily Express falls for Monty Python spoof
24/01/2020 … The Daily Express has long lobbied to bring back blue passports as some tangible benefit of Brexit.
What else could you see for Dave Chappelle's £316?
Just 18 nights of the best names in British comedy...
24/01/2020 … You could go to a different comedy show for 18 consecutive nights, seeing some of the biggest names in British comedy, for the price of a single ticket to see Dave…
Wed 22 January 2020
Now THAT's how to throw a sickie...
Russell Brand's audacious lie to get off work
22/01/2020 … Russell Brand is not known for doing things by halves – and even before he got into comedy he pulled the most audacious sickie of all time.
Tue 21 January 2020
Why Seann Walsh got fired from TK Maxx
He was not the model employee...
21/01/2020 … With his lackadaisical persona and bedraggled appearance, Seann Walsh is probably no one's idea of a model employee.
Phoenix Nights van fails to sell
Bids fell short of £8,000 reserve
21/01/2020 … The original camper van driven by Phoenix Nights bouncers Max and Paddy has failed to sell.
Fri 17 January 2020
© Andrew Hurley/CC BY SA 2.0 I've heard of this Spandau Ballet tribute act...
17/01/2020 … Tweets of the week oh fuck this was in an actual medical journal I'm gonna cry lmao pic.
Jennifer Saunders: I can't walk without doing something funny
Comic talks about her first straight acting job
17/01/2020 … Jennifer Saunders has said that being funny has become so hard-wired into her brain that she struggles to act straight.