An odd title perhaps for a show taking place in Edinburgh, let alone in The Caves. But those familiar with Plato will understand the reference, as will those familiar with Donald J Trump. Simon hits 60 this year, and perhaps more significantly his daughter hits 21 and his son 18. He no longer needs to think of the children; his time is short and with no more shackles on his instinct, he'll give you the raw, unlubricated truth. 'A masterclass' ***** (Scotsman). 'Outstanding' ****½ (Chortle.co.uk). 'Dynamite' **** (Times).
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Winchester Arc
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Date: Thu 2 Jul 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)