With a heaving hamper of brand-new jokes honed like fine wine over months of his painstaking gag-making progress, this unstoppable mirth merchant returns. Once more he will exhaust laughter muscles and batter delicate sensibilities (do not bring the children, or anyone prone to getting their knickers in a twist). As always, there will be funnies and filth in roughly equal measure. And, as before, he will not stop until every last one of you in this country has come to see him. If that means another 378 dates, so be it.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Apr 2026
Venue: Tiverton Community Arts Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Hertford Beam
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: ArtsDepot
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Redditch Palace Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Apr 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Loughborough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Consett Empire Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Lincoln New Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hangar34
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Ilkley Kings Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Tivoli Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Cardiff Glee Club
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Tewkesbury Roses Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 7 Jun 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Jun 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Monmouth Savoy Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Jun 2026
Venue: Torquay Babbacombe Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Jun 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Scarborough Spa Complex
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Jun 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Jul 2026
Venue: Doncaster Cast
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Jul 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Jul 2026
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Jul 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Jul 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Jul 2026
Venue: Lowestoft Marina Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Jul 2026
Venue: Scunthorpe Plowright Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Jul 2026
Venue: Wrexham William Aston Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Jul 2026
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Jul 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Jul 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Aug 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Sep 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Exmouth Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Sep 2026
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 15 Sep 2026
Venue: Runcorn The Brindley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Dunfermline Carnegie Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Sep 2026
Venue: Arbroath Webster Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Sep 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Rotherham Civic Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Oct 2026
Venue: Watford Palace
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 Oct 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 Oct 2026
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Cromer Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Devonshire Park Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 Oct 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Nov 2026
Venue: Dudley Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: Holmfirth Civic Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Nov 2026
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Nov 2026
Venue: Dundee Whitehall Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)