With a heaving hamper of brand-new jokes honed like fine wine over months of his painstaking gag-making progress, this unstoppable mirth merchant returns. Once more he will exhaust laughter muscles and batter delicate sensibilities (do not bring the children, or anyone prone to getting their knickers in a twist). As always, there will be funnies and filth in roughly equal measure. And, as before, he will not stop until every last one of you in this country has come to see him. If that means another 378 dates, so be it.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
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Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
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Date: Sun 12 Apr 2026
Venue: Tiverton Community Arts Theatre
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Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Hertford Beam
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Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: ArtsDepot
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Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
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Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
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Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Redditch Palace Theatre
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Date: Thu 30 Apr 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
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Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
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Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Loughborough Town Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Consett Empire Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Lincoln New Theatre Royal
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hangar34
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Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
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Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
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Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
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Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Ilkley Kings Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Tivoli Theatre
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Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Cardiff Glee Club
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Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Tewkesbury Roses Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 7 Jun 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
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Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Jun 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Monmouth Savoy Theatre
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Date: Thu 18 Jun 2026
Venue: Torquay Babbacombe Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Jun 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Scarborough Spa Complex
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Jun 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Jul 2026
Venue: Doncaster Cast
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Jul 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
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Date: Sat 4 Jul 2026
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Jul 2026
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Jul 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Jul 2026
Venue: Lowestoft Marina Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Jul 2026
Venue: Scunthorpe Plowright Theatre
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Date: Sun 12 Jul 2026
Venue: Wrexham William Aston Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Jul 2026
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Jul 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Jul 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Sat 1 Aug 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Thu 10 Sep 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
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Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Exmouth Pavilion
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Sep 2026
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
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Date: Tue 15 Sep 2026
Venue: Runcorn The Brindley
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Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Dunfermline Carnegie Hall
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Date: Sat 26 Sep 2026
Venue: Arbroath Webster Theatre
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Date: Wed 30 Sep 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Rotherham Civic Theatre
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Oct 2026
Venue: Watford Palace
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 Oct 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
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Date: Thu 15 Oct 2026
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
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Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Cromer Pavilion Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Devonshire Park Theatre
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Date: Sat 31 Oct 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
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Date: Sun 1 Nov 2026
Venue: Dudley Town Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: Holmfirth Civic Hall
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Nov 2026
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Nov 2026
Venue: Dundee Whitehall Theatre
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