Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Karen Bayley, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £22
Plus: Mike Carter
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Just the Tonic
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Peter Pizzeria
Price: £19.10
With Carl Jones, Oliver Bowler, Kevin Daniel, Aaron Twitchen
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bull & Egret
Price: £17 to £23.87
Plus: Mark Cram,Noah Reynolds
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: £12 to £18
Plus: Christopher Hall, Alex Kitson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds First Direct Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Jamie Hutchinson, Kate Barron, Raul Kohli
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Conduit
Price: £21.98 (£16.61 students)
Comics: Bobby Mair, Mary Bourke, Pete Gionis
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Great Yarmouth Britannia Pier
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ben Norris, Lou Conran, Peter Brush
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: £12 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Reading Sub89
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Just The Tonic
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Aurie Styla, Kane Brown, Travis Jay
Plus: DJ JC
Hot Water Comedy For Kids
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Older & Wider Live At Christmas
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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