Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Weirdos Comedy present Killer Seagull… Of Somerset
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: From £13.50 to £18.50
Comics: Adam Larter, Matthew Highton
Plus: Aniruddh Ojha, Beth Story, Charlie Miller, Charlie Vero Martin, Ellen Turnill Montoya, Jen Zheng, Kat Cade, Michael Brunstrom, Mikey Bligh-smith
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Weirdos Comedy present Killer Seagull… Of Somerset
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: From £13.50 to £18.50
Comics: Adam Larter, Matthew Highton
Plus: Aniruddh Ojha, Beth Story, Charlie Miller, Charlie Vero Martin, Ellen Turnill Montoya, Jen Zheng, Kat Cade, Michael Brunstrom, Mikey Bligh-smith
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dimitri Bakanov, President Obonjo
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Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Chickenshed Theatre Bar
Price: £13
Friday Night Funnies. Plus: Josh Fulkner, Monica Hsueh, Les Blair, Laura Moss, Beth Fox
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes.
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Nottingham Fisher Gate Point
Price: £8
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scrimmage! Head-to-Head Improv Comedy
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Date: Wed 12 Nov 2025
Venue: Landor Space
Price: From £5 to £7
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Courtyard Theatre Hoxton
Price: £16.50 (full); £14.30 (conc)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Courtyard Theatre Hoxton
Price: £16.50 (£14.30 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Courtyard Theatre Hoxton
Price: £16.50 (£14.30 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Beyond the Boundary
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Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: Datchet Cricket Club
Price: £20
Comics: Steve Gribbin, Terry Alderton, Dan Evans
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ollie Horn: Comedy for Toxic People (and Their Friends)
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Date: Mon 1 Dec 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £8
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Knocked Conscious: A Sketch Comedy Show
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Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Waterloo East Theatre
Price: From £15 to £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Knocked Conscious: A Sketch Comedy Show
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Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Waterloo East Theatre
Price: From £15 to £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Knocked Conscious: A Sketch Comedy Show
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Waterloo East Theatre
Price: From £15 to £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Knocked Conscious: A Sketch Comedy Show
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Date: Sat 6 Dec 2025
Venue: Waterloo East Theatre
Price: From £15 to £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes.
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Date: Wed 14 Jan 2026
Venue: Leeds Hyde Park Book Club
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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