Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonty O'Callaghan's Got Some Notes: A One-Man Sketch Show
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Etcetera Theatre
Price: £8.50
Part of the Camden Fringe
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gareth Gwynn: Cyril
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Aces and Eights
Price: £8
Comedy writer's show about his great-grandfather. Part of the Camden Fringe.
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Wolf
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £18 to £26
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
With Adam Blood, Hannah Lawrence, Peter Jones
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: Masterworks in Progress
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £10
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £22
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Lucas, Maisie Adam, Sharon Wanjohi
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Birmingham Patrick Kavanagh
Price: £0
Edinburgh Fringe previews. Plus: Jay Handley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Harriott, Eshaan Akbar, Sara Barron
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: The Hope Theatre
Price: £16 (£14 concs)
Work in progress as part of the Camden Fringe
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rajiv Karia
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patti Harrison presents... Don't Ask: A Variety Show With Friends
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland, Justin Moorhouse, Nina Conti, Phil Wang
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
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