Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £27
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £20
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
3 Minutes Of Fame
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Comics: Connor Burns, Danny McLoughlin, Phil Chapman
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Worst Person Award
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiran Deol: Assault on Comedy
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £16
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Rowe, Andrew Ryan, Helen Bauer, Michael Odewale, Stephen Bailey
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £12.75 to £22.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Reading South Street Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Hull New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
North London Laughs
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £40
Comics: Al Murray, Bilal Zafar, Hayley Ellis, Huge Davies, Jen Brister, Phil Ellis
Plus: Eytan Bayme. Benefit for the gastroenterology ward at Great Ormond Street Hospital.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: ArtsDepot
Price: £15
Edinburgh preview. Plus: Cecily Hitchcock
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £15.50
Plus: Joshua Robertson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Robinson, Kate Barron, Liam Withnail
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £8 to £14.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Southwell The Final Whistle
Price: £16.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Funhouse Comedy Club
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Worksop Ticking Clock Brewing Company
Price: From £16.00 to £20.00
Comics: Barry Dodds, El Baldiniho, Richard Morton
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, El Baldiniho, Richard Morton
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Worksop Ticking Clock Brewing Company
Price: From £16.00 to £20.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Elis James, Glenn Moore, John Tothill, Pravanya Pillay
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18.50
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie Garrad: Poor Little Rich Girl
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £10
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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