Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shrink Wrapped: A Psychologist Analyses Comedians, Live on Stage
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £1.00
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, Justin Moorhouse, Phil Chapman, Scott Bennett
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Jack Dee, Marcus Brigstocke, Seann Walsh
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Salisbury City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont, Phil Wang, Sarah Keyworth, Simon Amstell
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Very Sheeps Christmas: Live in Concert
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Baker: Harry Christmas
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Exeter Phoenix Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Raw
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £6 (£5 concs)
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Ritz
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Aurie Styla, Kane Brown
Plus: Raj Poojara, DJ X-Rated
Danny McLoughlin, Justin Moorhouse, Phil Chapman, Scott Bennett
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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