Alan Carr’s back on tour and his lips are unsealed! With a big mouth and a talent for oversharing, Alan’s ready to dish some drama. Expect stories of dipping into the dating pool, navigating showbiz green rooms and a sprinkling of tales from the Traitor’s turret.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 18 Jun 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 Jan 2027
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Jan 2027
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Jan 2027
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 19 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 20 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Jan 2027
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Jan 2027
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Jan 2027
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 Jan 2027
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 Jan 2027
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Jan 2027
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Jan 2027
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Feb 2027
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Feb 2027
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 10 Feb 2027
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Feb 2027
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Feb 2027
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Feb 2027
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Feb 2027
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Feb 2027
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Feb 2027
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Feb 2027
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Feb 2027
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Feb 2027
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Feb 2027
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Feb 2027
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Mar 2027
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Mar 2027
Venue: Stoke-on-Trent Regent Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Mar 2027
Venue: Scunthorpe Baths Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Mar 2027
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Mar 2027
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Mar 2027
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Mar 2027
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Mar 2027
Venue: Edinburgh Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Mar 2027
Venue: Edinburgh Playhouse
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Mar 2027
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Mar 2027
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Mar 2027
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Mar 2027
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Apr 2027
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 Apr 2027
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Apr 2027
Venue: Blackpool Grand
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 Apr 2027
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 Apr 2027
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Apr 2027
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 Apr 2027
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 Apr 2027
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Apr 2027
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 May 2027
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 May 2027
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 May 2027
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 May 2027
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 May 2027
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 19 May 2027
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 May 2027
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 May 2027
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 25 May 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 26 May 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 May 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 May 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 May 2027
Venue: Swansea Building Society Arena
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Jun 2027
Venue: Brighton Dome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jun 2027
Venue: Brighton Dome
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jun 2027
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Jun 2027
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 23 Jun 2027
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Jun 2027
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Sep 2027
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Sep 2027
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Sep 2027
Venue: Wolverhampton Civic Halls
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Sep 2027
Venue: Wolverhampton Civic Halls
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Sep 2027
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Sep 2027
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Sep 2027
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Sep 2027
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Sep 2027
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Oct 2027
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Oct 2027
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Oct 2027
Venue: Torquay Princess Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 Oct 2027
Venue: Plymouth Arena
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 Oct 2027
Venue: Plymouth Arena
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Oct 2027
Venue: Bristol Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Oct 2027
Venue: Bristol Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Oct 2027
Venue: Bristol Hippodrome
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Oct 2027
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Oct 2027
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Oct 2027
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 Oct 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 Oct 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Oct 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Oct 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 Oct 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Nov 2027
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Nov 2027
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Nov 2027
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Nov 2027
Venue: Dublin 3Olympia Theatre
Date: Fri 19 Nov 2027
Venue: Dublin 3Olympia Theatre
Date: Sat 20 Nov 2027
Venue: Dublin 3Olympia Theatre
Date: Sat 20 Nov 2027
Venue: Dublin 3Olympia Theatre
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Nov 2027
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Nov 2027
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Dec 2027
Venue: Hull Connexin Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Dec 2027
Venue: Bradford Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)