Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Anna Thomas, Kevin Precious, Pete Otway
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £18.00
Plus: Kieran Lawless
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £10.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Ovo Arena Wembley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lindsey Santoro, Roger Monkhouse
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Gnosall Grosvenor Centre
Price: £13.55 to £16.26
Plus: Hasan Al Habib
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: £19.52 (£13.18 students)
Comics: Alan Francis, Jason Patterson, Javier Jarquin, Pete Gionis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi, Marcel Lucont, Rich Wilson, Thomas Green
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Lou Conran, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Freddy Quinne, Phil Chapman, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Extra Topping Comedy Showcase
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £8.00
Comedy that isn't stand-up: sketch, improv, character, musical, puppetry and parody, hosted by Leslie Bloom.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Karen Bayley, Nina Gilligan
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £19.80 (£11 concs)
Plus: Mike Carter
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alexandra Haddow, Phil Ellis, Sam Nicoresti, Tim Key
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Neon Nights Christmas. Plus: Hasan Al-Habib, Frankie Thompson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone, Kate Martin, Alex Hylton
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Gnosall Grosvenor Centre
Price: £15
Plus: Alex Camp
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: The Conduit
Price: £21.98 (£16.61 students)
Comics: Ali Woods, Bobby Mair, Pete Gionis, Sean Meo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: £12 to £23.50
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: £12 to £18
Plus: Jeremy Flynn
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Just the Tonic
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Peter Pizzeria
Price: £19.10
With Tom Wrigglesworth, Jon Pearson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Harriott, Tom Wrigglesworth
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Rosies Nightclub
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Just The Tonic. Plus: Jon Pearson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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