Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Wed 10 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Rowe, Danny McLoughlin, Jamie Hutchinson, Phil Chapman
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Robins, Lucy Beaumont, Sam Campbell, Tom Rosenthal
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Lindsey Santoro, Russell Kane, Seann Walsh
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Stir Store
Price: £7
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Brydon & His Fabulous Band: A Festive Night of Songs and Laughter
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Karen Bayley, Paul Tonkinson, Simon Wozniak
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jacob Hawley, Jenny Collier, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: The Swimmer at the Grafton Arms
Price: £12
Good Ship Comedy. Plus: Louie Green
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool M&S Arena and Auditorium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, Jamie Hutchinson, Kate Barron, Raul Kohli
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Frome Cheese & Grain
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Nottingham Motorpoint Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Plus: John Meagher
Dan Nightingale, Jamie Hutchinson, Kate Barron, Raul Kohli
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josie Long: Now Is the Time of Monsters
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alun Cochrane, MC Hammersmith, Roger Monkhouse
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Nottingham Metronome
Price: £19.00
Just the Tonic with MC Darrell Martin
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Rowe, Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis, Phil Chapman
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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