Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Christmas Thing
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Daniel Foxx, Ivo Graham, Joel Dommett
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney, Josh James, Lindsey Santoro
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Laughing Out Loud
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Girlfriend Club Comedy Night
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: The Castle Whitechapel
Price: From £6.50 to £8.50
Comics: Celya AB, John Tothill
Plus: Abby Govindan, Rosalie Minnit, Anna Hale, Louis Beer
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Pugh, Lucy Beaumont, Maisie Adam, Sam Campbell
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Riches: The 12 Beans of Christmas
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds Hyde Park Book Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Karen Bayley, Peter Brush, Roger Monkhouse
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £13.09 (£8.69 concs)
New act challenge with MC Matt Stellingwerf
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Robert White, Tom Deacon, Colin Owens
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Southampton Heartbreakers
Price: From £14.5 to £17.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £7.50 to £10
Plus: Marcus Beeby
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Theatre Royal Stratford East
Price: £10 to £25
Improv
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Lou Conran, Simon Wozniak
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Comics: Carl Donnelly, Nathan Caton, Sikisa
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sexy Stories
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: The Circle & Star Theatre
Price: £30
Comedy actors including Matt Berry, Lewis Macleod, Doon Mackichan, Steve Furst and Adam Longworth read stories from vintage adult publications.
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Cairns, Jenny Hart, Mike Newall
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £22.50
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £23.50 (£14.50 concs)
Plus: Jonathan Elston
Alistair Williams, Andrew White, Ben Norris, Sunjai Arif
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £19.50
Laugh Out Loud comedy club.
Adam Riches: The 12 Beans of Christmas
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Emmanuel Sonubi, Marcel Lucont, Rich Wilson, Thomas Green
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Brennan Reece, Jimmy McGhie, Rachel Fairburn, Steve Gribbin
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Andrew Bird, Andy Robinson, Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Andrew Bird, Andy Robinson, Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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