Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: The Phoenix
Price: From £8 to £12
With Thom Tuck, Benjamin Alborough, Guy Kelly, Jacob Edwards, Jacob Hatton, Jamie Byrne, Judy Harris, Katie Hand, Lil Wenker, Michael Yanny, Steve Pretty, Susan Harrison
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon: Don't Make Me Regret This
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Barr: Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum)
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Max Amini
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Birmingham Alexandra Theatre
American-Iranian comedian
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Prescot Shakespeare North Playhouse
Pam Ford Don't You Dare! (Put Me in a Care Home)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Bath Ring O Bells
Price: From £8 to £10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arielle Souma, Dominic Frisby, Josh Howie, Stephen Grant, Tania Edwards
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: From £10 to £20
Comedy Unleashed, anti-woke comedy night.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Torquay Princess Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Bexhill-on-Sea De La Warr Pavilion
Price: £35 to £55
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fab Goualin
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Neil Delamere: Reinventing the Neil
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £26.40
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Neil Delamere: Reinventing the Neil
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £26.40
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Hastings White Rock Theatre
Price: £19.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Wendy Wason: BitchCraft
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Bath Ring O Bells
Price: From £5 to £7
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon: Don't Make Me Regret This
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mort Whimsey
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Barr: Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum)
Date: Tue 14 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Norwich Arts Centre
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Prescot Shakespeare North Playhouse
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Torquay Princess Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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