Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Javier Jarquin, Marcus Brigstocke, Thanyia Moore
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Love & Comedy
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Kyrah Gray, Richard Blackwood
Plus: White Yardie, Christopher Savage, Junior Booker, KG Comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Plus: Kate Tracey
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £38.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Reading Sub89
Price: £16.00
Plus: Kazeem Jamal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Price: £22.40 (£20.15 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celya AB, Harriet Dyer, Michelle de Swarte, Paddy Young, Rob Delaney
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Union Chapel
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Berlant: Live!
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: From £24
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Peterborough New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Ipswich Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Ward, Matt Richardson, Pam Ford
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Watford Pump House
Price: £15.00
Plus: John Newton
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Voodoo Daddy's Showroom
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Boat Show
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 (£17.50 concs)
Comics: Lateef Lovejoy, Thomas Green, Tom Houghton
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Nuneaton Abbey Theatre & Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Longley, Jessie Nixon, Milton Jones
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Rosies Nightclub
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Just the Tonic
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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