Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Billy Kirkwood, Harriet Dyer, Ian Coppinger, Scott Bennett
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £21 to £25.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
P!ssed Up Panto: Cinderella
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Newport Medina Theatre
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mick Ferry, Toby Foster, Will Duggan
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £19.80 (£11 concs)
Plus: Kazeem Jamal
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Longley, Jonny Awsum, Omar Badawy
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Rosies Nightclub
Price: £15
Plus: Trevor Bickles
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Leicester Peter Pizzeria
Price: £16.00
Plus: Adam Beardsmore
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, Paul McCaffrey
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 (£17.50 concs)
Plus: Dom McGovern
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Maydays
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: The Miller
Price: £8.75
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £22.38
Plus: Ross McGrane, Kuan-Wen Huang
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hangar34
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Elleray, Otiz Cannelloni, Paul Pirie
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £16
Plus: Kuan-Wn Huang
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mary Bourke, Robert White, Steve N Allen
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: From £16 to £24
Plus: Andrew Pipe
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Polesworth Comedy Club
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Polesworth Memorial Hall
Price: £15
Comics: Bob Mills, Jonny Awsum, Jules O'Brian, Dave Twentyman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, John Moloney, Mark Thomas, Sally-Anne Hayward, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £23 to £25
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 22:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Dudley Town Hall
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £17.50
The Sunday Service. Plus more comedians
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Hippodrome
Vinny Shiu
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Work in progress
Show starts: 13:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Drayton Court Hotel
Price: £0.00
New material show
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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