Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Danny McLoughlin, Freddy Quinne, Justin Moorhouse, Simon Wozniak
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Signature Brew Haggerston
Price: £10.00
Tour preview
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £15.68
Outside The Box Comedy Club. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, Freddy Quinne, Hayley Ellis, Justin Moorhouse
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Steamworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Aurie Styla, Scott Bennett, Slim
Plus: DJ X-Rated
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Joe Sutherland, Michael Akadiri, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Gbemi Oladipo, Hayley Ellis, Phil Chapman
Date: Fri 26 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 26 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £10.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Gbemi Oladipo, Hayley Ellis, Phil Chapman
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Cirencester Barn Theatre
Price: £18.00
Funhouse Comedy Club. Plus: Matt Rouse
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Darren Harriott, Michael Odewale, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Yohay Sponder
Date: Sun 28 Dec 2025
Venue: The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Visiting Israeli stand-up
Date: Sun 28 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: James Family Comedy Show (Birmingham),Mat Shelf
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