Last Christmas, he gave you his heart.
But the very next year, you gave it away.
What the hell were you thinking?
So now The Bean is back. Back with more chaos. Back with more buffoonery. Back to save Christmas, once and for all.
Starring Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner Adam Riches AS ‘Sean Bean’ and All of You AS ‘A Bunch of Bastards’.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 21 Nov 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £19.15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Nov 2026
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Date: Tue 24 Nov 2026
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19.15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Nov 2026
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Nov 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Monkey Barrel
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Nov 2026
Venue: York Theatre@41 Monkgate
Date: Sat 28 Nov 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 2 Dec 2026
Venue: Faversham The Hot Tin
Price: £16.50
Date: Thu 3 Dec 2026
Venue: Folkestone Quarterhouse
Date: Sat 5 Dec 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 8 Dec 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £20 to £24
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Dec 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £20 to £24
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Dec 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £20 to £24
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Dec 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Dec 2026
Venue: Norwich Stage Two
Price: £18.02
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Dec 2026
Venue: Leeds Hyde Park Book Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 14 Dec 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)