Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eric Rushton, Harriet Kemsley, Pravanya Pillay, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £17.10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Hull New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Middleton Arena
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Leeds Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sitting Room Comedy Club
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Harrogate The Empress
Price: From £10 to £12
Comics: Steve Gribbin, Tom Taylor
Plus: Howard Anstock, Henry Michael
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Abigoliah Schamaun
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Ludlow Assembly Rooms
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Ipswich New Wolsey Theatre
Jordan Brookes, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £14
Plus: Samira Banks, Rachael Galvo
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £27
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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