Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Olympia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester The Big Difference
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Norwich The Garage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Old Vic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Paignton Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Hebden Bridge Trades Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Matinee
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Riona O Connor & Olga Thompson: This Is All Too Much
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Exeter Barnfield Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Katie Norris: Go West, Old Maid
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Chatham Central Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lieven Scheire: Artificial Intelligence
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Reading Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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