Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy in England
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: York Theatre@41 Monkgate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Adam Hopkins: Sorry, What?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Zoltan Kaszas
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Hungarian-American comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Lincoln Drill Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Rouse: Funny Bones
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Precious: The Reluctant Teacher
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £22.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Doherty: Sad Gay AIDS Play
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Norwich Voodoo Daddy's Showroom
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Price: £17.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lieven Scheire: Artificial Intelligence
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Worcester Swan Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chantel Nash and Jen Nolan
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Chester Alexander's
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)