Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lieven Scheire: Artificial Intelligence
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Worcester Swan Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Lincoln Drill Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Rouse: Funny Bones
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Precious: The Reluctant Teacher
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £22.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chantel Nash and Jen Nolan
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Chester Alexander's
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Tothill: This Must Be Heaven
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Burger And A Pint
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress with James Trickey and Ted Milligan
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Steamworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Bradford Alhambra
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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