Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Always Be Comedy work in progress
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Hull New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Leeds Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Hicks: This Time It's Personal
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Exeter Phoenix Arts Centre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiell Smith-Bynoe & Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jon Richardson and Friends
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £37.75 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie Garrad: Poor Little Rich Girl
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ashley Gavin: Big Momma Tour
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Adam Greene: The Wizard of Ozempic
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Leeds Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Hull New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Middleton Arena
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sitting Room Comedy Club
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Harrogate The Empress
Price: From £10 to £12
Comics: Steve Gribbin, Tom Taylor
Plus: Howard Anstock, Henry Michael
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Abigoliah Schamaun
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Ipswich New Wolsey Theatre
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Ludlow Assembly Rooms
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
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