Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Leeds Hyde Park Book Club
Price: £18.15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Stoller Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £12.50
Always Be Comedy tour preview
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alexandra Haddow, Andy Field, Paul Foot
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Broadstairs Palace Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Exeter University Great Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15 to £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £20 to £23
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Frome Cheese & Grain
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sheng Wang
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Union Chapel
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Taiwanese-American stand-up
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Old Rep
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Hebden Bridge Little Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: ArtsDepot
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Northampton Picturedrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Tonbridge EM Forster Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Harrogate Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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