Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Getting Triggy With It: Matt Parker Does the Maths
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £17 to £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
ShakeItUp: The Improvised Shakespeare Show
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Hen and Chickens
Price: £13.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 2 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15 to £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Hertford Beam
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Steamworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £17 to £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Canalhouse
Price: £16.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmeline Downie
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15 to £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £18.70
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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