Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bridgwater McMillan Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £38.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bradford Alhambra
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Roy Chubby Brown
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Whitby Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Preet Singh: First Class
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Javier Jarquin, Marcus Brigstocke, Thanyia Moore
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lewis Garnham
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Redditch Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Evans, Eric Rushton, Josh Pugh, Colin Owens
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Southampton Papillon
Price: From £19.5 to £22.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Phoenix
Price: £10 (£8 concs)
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ratbag
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sahib Singh
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
New York comedian
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Andrew Mensah, Dane Baptiste, Kojo Anim, Travis Jay
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Laughing on L'Ex: Red Flags and Roses
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Arena Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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