Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club Raw
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joshua Bethania, Ollie Horn, Ria Lina, Robyn Perkins
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £12.00
Laugh Train Home
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Forde: The End of an Era Tour
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Chipping Norton Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Abigoliah Schamaun, Andy Robinson, Marc Jennings
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £14.50 (£7.50 concs)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Millom The Beggars Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bobby Davro: Everything is Funny... If You Can Laugh at It
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Choin: A Very Professional Showcase
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £9.00
With Mattia Sedda
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Toussaint Douglass
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sapan Verma: Lower Back Pain
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £13
Performed in a mix of English and Hindi
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Price: £20.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £30.50 to £56.95
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Funhouse Comedy Club
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Towcester Mill Brewery
Price: £16.00
Comics: Scott Bennett, Ben Norris
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club Raw
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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