Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont, Phil Wang, Sarah Keyworth, Simon Amstell
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Very Sheeps Christmas: Live in Concert
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Baker: Harry Christmas
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Exeter Phoenix Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Luton Bear Club
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Raw
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £6 (£5 concs)
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Very Sheeps Christmas: Live in Concert
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £22
Comics: Ania Magliano, Emma Sidi, Jenny Bede, John Tothill, Lolly Adefope, Phil Ellis, Sheeps
Plus: Johnny White Really-Really, Ben Ashenden
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Currer Ball: The Neighbours
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £9
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Comics: Bobby Mair, Glenn Moore, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Ritz
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Aurie Styla, Kane Brown
Plus: Raj Poojara, DJ X-Rated
Andrew Bird, Andy Robinson, Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Brennan Reece, Jimmy McGhie, Rachel Fairburn, Steve Gribbin
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Justin Moorhouse, Phil Chapman, Scott Bennett
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Girlfriend Club Comedy Night
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: The Castle Whitechapel
Price: From £6.50 to £8.50
Comics: Celya AB, John Tothill
Plus: Abby Govindan, Rosalie Minnit, Anna Hale, Louis Beer
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Pugh, Lucy Beaumont, Maisie Adam, Sam Campbell
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Riches: The 12 Beans of Christmas
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds Hyde Park Book Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Daniel Foxx, Ivo Graham, Joel Dommett
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney, Josh James, Lindsey Santoro
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Laughing Out Loud
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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