Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Schalk Bezuidenhout: Hey Hey Divorcé
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: £31.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £30
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Truro Hall For Cornwall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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