Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Lose Your Marbles
Date: Mon 25 May 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £10
Absurdist comedy with extreme ASMR practitioner Yogie Belle and friends
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Norwich Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd: Howling at the Moon
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Aylestone Black Horse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Ilkley Kings Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Steamworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Lincoln New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Bridport Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd: Howling at the Moon
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Bristol Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alun Cochrane, Bobby Davro, Darren Harriott, Des McLean, John Archer, Marc Jennings, Gareth Mutch
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Halifax Victoria Theatre
Price: £31
England vs Scotland: The Comedy Show
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Scunthorpe Baths Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Folkestone Quarterhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Blackpool Viva
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Helmsley Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Barton-on-Humber The Ropewalk
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Stafford Gatehouse Theatre and Met Studio
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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