It's too early for filth, so think cucumber sandwiches and cream teas. No, not cucumbers, in case I accidentally shove one up my jacksie. Old habits die hard. I've decided to open up to the public and reveal all. No more hiding behind a stage persona; I'm going to be myself. The question is will you be able to tell the difference? In this show I'll reveal intimate secrets of my life and share the traumas that have led me to lead the life of a camp comic and renowned homosexual. 'A tsunami of smut' (Guardian).
Upcoming Dates
Date: Wed 7 Apr 2027
Venue: Horsham Capitol Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 Apr 2027
Venue: Horsham Capitol Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 Apr 2027
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Apr 2027
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 Apr 2027
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 Apr 2027
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
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Date: Fri 16 Apr 2027
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 Apr 2027
Venue: Lincoln New Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 21 Apr 2027
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 22 Apr 2027
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
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Date: Fri 23 Apr 2027
Venue: Brighton Dome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Apr 2027
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 Apr 2027
Venue: Exeter Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Apr 2027
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 May 2027
Venue: Weston-super-Mare Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 May 2027
Venue: Cheltenham Everyman
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 5 May 2027
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 May 2027
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 May 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 May 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 May 2027
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 May 2027
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 May 2027
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 May 2027
Venue: London Palladium
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Date: Thu 20 May 2027
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 May 2027
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 May 2027
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 May 2027
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 26 May 2027
Venue: King's Lynn Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 May 2027
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 May 2027
Venue: York Grand Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 May 2027
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 30 May 2027
Venue: Norwich Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 2 Jun 2027
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Jun 2027
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Jun 2027
Venue: Edinburgh The Queens Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jun 2027
Venue: Glasgow Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)