In comedy, 'killing' is a good thing. Everywhere else, it's frowned upon.
Jimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials. Eyewitnesses describe it as 'a brutal, hilarious, life affirming night out’.
The brand-new show is packed with fast, dark one-liners about all kinds of terrible things. But they are just jokes.
They're not the terrible things.
Jokes are like magnets. They attract some people and repel others. You can joke about anything, but not with anyone. If you’re attracted to Jimmy's brand of comedy and think you can take the jokes, then by all means come out and play.
If you think you'd be offended, then stay away. At this point, being offended at a Jimmy Carr show is like buying a ticket to a horror movie and complaining you got scared. Don’t be a dummy.
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Date: Wed 7 Apr 2027
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
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Date: Thu 8 Apr 2027
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Date: Fri 9 Apr 2027
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Date: Sat 10 Apr 2027
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Date: Sat 10 Apr 2027
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Date: Wed 14 Apr 2027
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Date: Thu 26 Aug 2027
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Date: Thu 26 Aug 2027
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Date: Sat 28 Aug 2027
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Date: Wed 1 Sep 2027
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Date: Wed 20 Oct 2027
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Date: Wed 27 Oct 2027
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Date: Wed 8 Dec 2027
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Date: Fri 10 Dec 2027
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Date: Sat 11 Dec 2027
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Date: Sat 11 Dec 2027
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Date: Wed 15 Dec 2027
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Date: Thu 16 Dec 2027
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Date: Sat 18 Dec 2027
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Date: Sat 18 Dec 2027
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Date: Sat 18 Dec 2027
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Date: Wed 5 Jan 2028
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Date: Thu 6 Jan 2028
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Date: Sat 8 Jan 2028
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Date: Thu 13 Jan 2028
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Date: Sat 15 Jan 2028
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Date: Sat 15 Jan 2028
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Date: Wed 19 Jan 2028
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Date: Wed 19 Jan 2028
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Date: Thu 20 Jan 2028
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Date: Sat 22 Jan 2028
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Date: Wed 2 Feb 2028
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Date: Thu 3 Feb 2028
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Date: Fri 4 Feb 2028
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Date: Sat 5 Feb 2028
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Date: Wed 1 Mar 2028
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Date: Fri 3 Mar 2028
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Date: Wed 8 Mar 2028
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Date: Fri 10 Mar 2028
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Date: Sat 11 Mar 2028
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Date: Fri 31 Mar 2028
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Date: Wed 5 Apr 2028
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Date: Fri 7 Apr 2028
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Date: Sat 6 May 2028
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Date: Sat 6 May 2028
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Date: Wed 24 May 2028
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Date: Wed 24 May 2028
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Date: Sat 3 Jun 2028
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Date: Sat 3 Jun 2028
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Date: Sat 26 Aug 2028
Venue: Skegness Embassy
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