Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
99 Club
Date: Sun 28 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Elliot Steel, Funmbi Omotayo, Spring Day
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis, Jamie Hutchinson, Justin Moorhouse
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
King Gong
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Brutal open-mic night
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Derby The Bless
Price: £7.00
Funhouse Comedy Club. Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Electric Comedy Club
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: £6 (£3 concs)
Newer act night with MC Paul Hilleard
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Chilwell The Garage
Price: From £11.00 to £15.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Bobby Mair, Marlon Davis, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, Hayley Ellis, Jamie Hutchinson, Justin Moorhouse
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry & Tony's New Year's Eve Hootenanny
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £10.00
Comics: Huge Davies, Joz Norris, Sam Campbell, John-Luke Roberts
Plus: Rosa Garland, Kathy Maniura
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Stellingwerf, Terry Alderton
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Towcester Mill Brewery
Price: £16.00
Funhouse Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Josh Jones, Nina Gilligan, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Fake New Year's Eve
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Funmbi Omotayo, Michael Akadiri, Spring Day
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Stellingwerf, Terry Alderton
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Blisworth Walnut Tree Inn
Price: £15.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Robinson, Darren Harriott, Lindsey Santoro
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Andy Askins, Danny McLoughlin, Ingrid Dahle, Thomas Green
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, John Robertson
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Nottingham Magic Garden
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Just the Tonic
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Peter Pizzeria
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £15
Comics: Imran Yusuf, Jessie Nixon, Michael Shafar, Rick Kiesewetter
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Evans, Joe Sutherland, Roger Monkhouse
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Reading Sub89
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Just The Tonic
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eleanor Tiernan, Marcel Lucont, Sikisa, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: From £25 to £30
Good Ship Comedy
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Ward, Julian Deane, Pierre Hollins
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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