Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Alan Francis, Anuvab Pal, Juliet Meyers, Martin Davis
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £15
Plus: Peter Jones, Oliver Moore
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Royal Festival Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Woolwich Works
Price: £20
Plus: Thor Stenhaug
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Dunstable Grove Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Reed, Russell Kane, Sharon Wanjohi, Sol Bernstein
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £18.50 (£12 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Southend Caddies
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 (£17 concs)
Plus: Kuan-wen Huang
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Patterson, Jessie Nixon, Joe Sutherland, Steve N Allen
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £16 to £24
Plus: Bert Broadbent
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Flo and Joan, Lara Ricote, Lorna Rose Treen
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £16.83
Lock Up Your Daughters. Plus: Samira Banks, Jodie Mitchell, Jonathan Oldfield, Frankie Thompson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Freemasons Arms
Price: £20 to £23.87
Plus: Jake Steers, Molly Moe, Fab Goulin
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Chris Turner, Stephen Grant
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Hassocks The Hassocks Hotel
Price: £16.66
Plus: Laura Quinn Goh
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £20
Plus: Fatiha El Ghorri
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Barr: Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £18 (£10 concs)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eric Rushton, Jimmy McGhie, John Moloney, Rachel Parris
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £22.18
Banana Cabaret. Plus: Runi Talwar
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bebe Cave: The Screen Test
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £17.00
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Jarred Christmas, Javier Jarquin, Laura Lexx, Tom Stade
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10 to £24
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Atomic Cabaret
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Hen and Chickens
Price: From £8 to £10
One-woman musical cabaret performed by physicist and activist Lynda Williams, aka The Physics Chanteuse
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bec Hill Will Treat You Like A Child For An Hour
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Walthamstow Trades Hall
Price: £9.90
Kids' show
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Oli Riordan: Theologist
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Royal Festival Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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