Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Lieven Scheire: Artificial Intelligence
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Farsley The Old Woollen
Price: £20.40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £18.95
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Margate Where Else?
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Kent-Walters is Frankie Monroe: DEAD!!! (Good Fun Time)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: York The Crescent
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: York Grand Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: York Theatre@41 Monkgate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Russell Hicks: This Time It's Personal
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Adam Hopkins: Sorry, What?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Zoltan Kaszas
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Hungarian-American comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Doherty: Sad Gay AIDS Play
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Norwich Voodoo Daddy's Showroom
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Price: £17.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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