Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol 1532 Performing Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Davidson: Last Man Standing
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Newport Medina Theatre
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Newbury Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate-Lois Elliott
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fin Taylor, Ivo Graham, Maisie Adam, Michael Odewale
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Union Chapel
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Bridgwater McMillan Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Truro Hall For Cornwall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Tothill: This Must Be Heaven
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Home
Price: £24
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alice Cockayne
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15 to £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Dane Buckley, Michael Odewale, Stephen Grant
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99
The Sunday Service
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Riona O Connor & Olga Thompson: This Is All Too Much
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 13:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Matinee
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £35
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sam Lake: You're Joking!? Not Another One!
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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