Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Andrew Frost: The Greatest Card Magician in the World
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £17.95
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sitting Room Comedy Club
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: York The Winning Post
Price: From £10 to £12
Comics: Alex Kealy, Tom Wrigglesworth, Tom Taylor
Plus: Kevin Daniel
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Taunton Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Olivia McLeod
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15 to £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Derby Vaillant Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: St Austell Keay Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Russell Hicks: This Time It's Personal
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Didcot Cornerstone
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Great Torrington Plough Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol 1532 Performing Arts Centre
Price: 19:30
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Paignton Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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