Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
Price: £23
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Lytham Lowther Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: The Albany
Price: £14.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £12
Edinburgh preview shows
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Farnham Maltings
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
Price: £11
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Ripon Arts Hub
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £15.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Canterbury Gulbenkian Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Knockout Champion of Champions
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £3 to £5
With Daisy Roberts, Alfie Dundas, Nick Everitt, Donatas Staneika, Andy Barr, Salam Loutfi, Mathew Ali, Gabriel Madden, Ridwan Hussain, Mark Flynn, Manraj Bahra, Vinny Shu, Gabrielle Mcpherson, Helen K
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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