Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Do The Right Scene - Special Delivery
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Treason Show
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £25.00
Topical comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Heckle and Squelch Comedy Club
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Weymouth The Springhead
Price: £15.00
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Boat Show
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £18 (£14.50 concs)
Comics: Jin Hao Li, Kate Martin, Michael Odewale
Plus: Alastair Clark
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eli Hart, James Dowdeswell, Maureen Younger, Pierre Hollins
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: From £12.50 to £20
Plus: Celine Kuklowsky
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alun Cochrane, Duncan Oakley, Barry Dodds
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Horbury The Cluntergate Centre
Price: £12.50
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: El Purnell
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Britpop Hour with Marc Burrows
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Chesterfield Winding Wheel
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aaron Simmonds, Tadiwa Mahlunge
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Louise Leigh, NJ Patel
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Stachini, James Sherwood
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Ruddington Cottage Hotel
Price: £15.00
Plus: Sean Heydon
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Allyson June Smith, Gbemi Oladipo, Joe Sutherland, Liam Farrelly
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £21
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gbemi Oladipo, Liam Farrelly, Pete Otway
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Wigan Fat Bird
Price: £12.50
Plus: Alex Stringer
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Chilwell The Garage
Price: £15.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Stage Door
Price: £14
Comics: Funmbi Omotayo, Ricky Balshaw, Will Duggan
Plus: Josh Murphy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, Hal Cruttenden, Jeff Innocent
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dinesh Nathan, Nathan Caton, Pete Gionis
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: From £12.00 to £60.00
Plus: Sam Picone
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dick & Liddy's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Halifax Victoria Theatre
Price: £14.50
No line-up given
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: From £10 to £14
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Robert Preston
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Roast Battle London
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 22:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hayley Ellis, Peter McCole, Sully O'Sullivan
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £14 to £19
Help I Sexted My Boss
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
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