Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Preston Stage City
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £25.55
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Yeovil Westlands
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Political Party With Matt Forde
Date: Mon 1 Jun 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 1 Jun 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Jun 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Jun 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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