Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Bracknell South Hill Park Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Yeovil Westlands
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Derby Vaillant Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Bristol 1532 Performing Arts Centre
Price: 19:30
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: St Austell Keay Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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