Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Kendal Leisure Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Preet Singh: First Class
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Kettering Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Hansom Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Little Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Mercury Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Lowestoft Marina Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Getting Triggy With It: Matt Parker Does the Maths
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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