Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 10 Jun 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Jun 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Southsea Kings Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Jun 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Devonshire Park Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Mon 15 Jun 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Jun 2026
Venue: Spalding South Holland Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Jul 2026
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: £48
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 7 Jul 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Jul 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: £48 to £59.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 15 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 15 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Jul 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Sep 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 5 Sep 2026
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 10 Sep 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 11 Sep 2026
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 16 Sep 2026
Venue: Canterbury Gulbenkian Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Reading South Street Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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