Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Caitriona Dowden, Kathryn Mather, Michael Akadiri
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Lacey Green Village Hall
Price: £20.00
Comedy Fundraiser Night for SHH Hospices. Plus: Elliot Wengler, Phil Alexander, Nick Byard
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Trinity College Bar
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ed Gamble, Fatiha El-Ghorri, John Robins, Lara Ricote, Rosie Jones
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Comedy Garden
Price: £30.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Trinity College Bar
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Trinity College Bar
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford North Wall Arts Centre
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bridget Christie, Ivo Graham, Kemah Bob, Nish Kumar, Sarah Keyworth
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Comedy Garden
Price: £30.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Filthy Fridays with Nick Helm
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Nautilus Lounge
Price: £12.00
MC Guy Lloyd plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gbemi Oladipo, Spring Day, Thomas Green, Tim Renkow
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 to £25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Trinity College Bar
Price: £9.90
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Erich McElroy, Jenny Collier
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19 (£12 concs)
Plus: Luke Chilton
Amy Gledhill, Fern Brady, Sharon Wanjohi, Tom Davis, Tom Rosenthal
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Comedy Garden
Price: £30.25
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Davies, Jen Brister, Josephine Lacey, Rachel Parris, Rhys James
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Comedy Garden
Price: £30.25
Show starts: 16:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Sam Picone, Martin Graham, Matt Mcaloone
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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