Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Low Effort Sketches: As Described
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Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Presuming Ed
Price: £5
Show starts: 12:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Low Effort Sketches: As Described
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Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Presuming Ed
Price: £5
Show starts: 12:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £16
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Southsea Kings Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Tiernan, Paddy Young, Sharon Wanjohi
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Brighton Rotunda Cafe Bar
Price: £20.00
Plus: Ben Robson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
You're Bard!
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £20.00
Improvised Shakespeare show
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Portrait Guy Podcast With Isy Suttie
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Brighton The Actors
Price: £10.00
Hosted by Guy Lloyd. They chat as they paint each others' portrait.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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