Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Oxford Old Fire Station
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
P!ssed Up Panto: Cinderella
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Newport Medina Theatre
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Elliot Steel, Eshaan Akbar, Stephen Bailey
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Gravesend The Woodville
Bring The Laughter
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ahir Shah, Kate Barron, Stuart Laws
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £25 (£20 concs)
Plus: Alice India, Freya McGhee
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fin Taylor, Janine Harouni, Rich Wilson, Tez Ilyas
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Welwyn Garden City Campus West Theatre
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kathy Maniura: The Cycling Man
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Oxford Old Fire Station
Price: £17
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael McIntyre’s Charity Show
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: From £30
In aid of Julia’s House
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Biscuit Barrel: The 69-Sketch Show
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £12.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Sophie Garrad: Poor Little Rich Girl
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Daniels: That's Terrifying. Can We Brunch Now?
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Brighton Presuming Ed
Price: From £3.00 to £5.00
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
I Want To Speak To Your Manager (How I Was Radicalised And Became...Karen)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Brighton The Actors
Price: From £8.00 to £11.00
With Holly Hughes
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Reading South Street Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie Garrad: Poor Little Rich Girl
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £15.50
Plus: Joshua Robertson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Chichester Festival Theatre
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Tring Dembe Theatre
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Oxford Old Fire Station
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Theatre Royal
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