Sophie McCartney is back with a brand-new stand-up show tackling motherhood, millennial misbehaviour, double standards and the ever-widening gap between the woman she's supposed to be and the one she actually is.
Chaos reigns supreme, and this monarch’s crown is as wonky as her morals. She wants to change the world. She just can't be arsed to change herself. Long live the Queenage Dirtbag.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 9 Sep 2027
Venue: Frome Cheese & Grain
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Sep 2027
Venue: Exeter Northcott Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Sep 2027
Venue: Barnstaple Queens Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Sep 2027
Venue: Weston-super-Mare Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Sep 2027
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Sep 2027
Venue: Edinburgh The Queens Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 19 Sep 2027
Venue: Hull Connexin Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Sep 2027
Venue: Scunthorpe Plowright Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Sep 2027
Venue: Loughborough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Sep 2027
Venue: Great Yarmouth Britannia Pier
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Sep 2027
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Sep 2027
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Oct 2027
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Oct 2027
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 Oct 2027
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Oct 2027
Venue: King's Lynn Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Oct 2027
Venue: Clapham Grand
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 Oct 2027
Venue: Ipswich Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 Oct 2027
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 Oct 2027
Venue: Harrogate Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Oct 2027
Venue: Stirling Albert Halls
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Oct 2027
Venue: Dundee Whitehall Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Oct 2027
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Oct 2027
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Oct 2027
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Nov 2027
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Nov 2027
Venue: Wrexham William Aston Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Nov 2027
Venue: Peterborough New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Nov 2027
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 21 Nov 2027
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Nov 2027
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Nov 2027
Venue: Worthing Assembly Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Nov 2027
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Nov 2027
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Jan 2028
Venue: Aberdeen Tivoli Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Jan 2028
Venue: Bradford St George's Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 30 Jan 2028
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Feb 2028
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Feb 2028
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 6 Feb 2028
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Feb 2028
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Feb 2028
Venue: Middlesbrough Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Feb 2028
Venue: Lytham Lowther Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Feb 2028
Venue: Liverpool Olympia
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Feb 2028
Venue: Belfast Ulster Hall
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Feb 2028
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Feb 2028
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)