Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £17 to £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Bradford Alhambra
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Biggleswade Bigg Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Home
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonathan Oldfield
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Brentwood Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Yeovil Westlands
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Frost: The Greatest Card Magician in the World
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £17.95
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sitting Room Comedy Club
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: York The Winning Post
Price: From £10 to £12
Comics: Alex Kealy, Tom Wrigglesworth, Tom Taylor
Plus: Kevin Daniel
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Taunton Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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