Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Stamford Corn Exchange
Price: £15.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Blackburn Empire Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gearóid Farrelly: Gearóid Rage
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Alma Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Cirencester Sundial Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Stourbridge Katie Fitzgeralds
Price: £17.15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sally-Anne Hayward: Older. Bolder.
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Stourbridge Town Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Hastings White Rock Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: York Theatre@41 Monkgate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Will Owen
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sahib Singh
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
New York comedian
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bordon Phoenix Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Lutterworth Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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