Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £7.65
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Urooj Ashfaq: How to Be a Baddie
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £15
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Glenn Moore, Johnny White Really-Really
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £15
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daisy Doris May: Big Night Out
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kathy Maniura: The Cycling Man
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £12
Edinburgh preview shows
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King, Alice Frick
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: The Angelic
Price: £6
Plus: Leslie Gold, Jess Fuchs, Dick Denham, Jaleelah Galbraith, Nick Kirk, Hebber Haddit
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: St Helens Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie Garrad: Poor Little Rich Girl
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amelia Hamilton: Forget Me Not
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club RAW
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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